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• A way to spice up your office

  Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows:ONE POINTRun one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier.Find the ... Read more »

• Loafting at work

  TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTINGIt has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in time sheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). However, we need to know exac... Read more »

• Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

  Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.AVERAGE: Not too bright.EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major... Read more »

• Day off

  So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work... Read more »

• What to say to a telemarketer!

  One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating... Read more »

• Rejection Application

  Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to off... Read more »

• Coffee Break

  Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a tr... Read more »

• How NOT to write a resume?

  These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.3. Receiv... Read more »

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